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Chess is a game that takes minutes to learn, and a lifetime to master. The same adage is enforced even when superheroes play!

P.S. When a superhero plays chess with an alien, he is doomed to perish. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon.....

Put your mouse over each cover to read their fate.

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< The Flash (Barry Allen) sacrificed his life by running really really REALLY fast to destroy a machine. He ran to the point where he withered into a skeletal husk. Thor (Dr. Donald Blake) has been killed many times, mostly due to bad comic book sales. He comes back regularly. He IS a god, after all! The Blue Beetle (Ted Kord) was betrayed by a friend. When I mean 'betrayed', it involves lead poisoning. 9mm variety. Superman (Clark Kent) died punching a creature called 'Doomsday'. Doomsday died, too. Then Superman came back to life. So did Doomsday. WHAT A RIP-OFF!!!!!!

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Madhu, you need a windows machine for this!!! 4th and 5th Graders, Here's the pirate game info!

Mallory, Don't Click Here!!!

Kylla, Don't Click Here!!!

The Scream!!!

American Gothic!!!

you are getttting sleeeeepy.......

London Town Gainesville, FL Baltimore/Washington/Manasass area Tokyo, Japan Hong Kong Hey, this is the Blue Beetle. I'm dead now, so I can't feel the weather. Sorry.

Roll your mouse over these Weather Pixies to see what cities they represent!!!

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Puzzle Pirates

Will the real Mister Der please step forward?

click here for coke music world and be a dj and live in an apartment The angels wanna wear my red shoes

A NEW Chicken Invaderz for Chicken Kiandry This is a DOWNLOAD CLICK THIS ONLY AT YOUR HOUSE

click here to learn about poker hands and their heirarchy Throw Snowballs at people!!!

Got Milka?? She's FAST!

Female Astronauts ROCK!!!

Go here to playNeopets, a game Emma and Mickey like.

Clicketh the picture here to play Sketchorama!

HEY CHRIS SHAW!!!!! CHICKEN HYPNOSIS!!!, a total TIME waster!!!

Go here to playAdventure Quest, a game to waste your life away.

Baby you can drive my car, straight into a printer!!!

Here, Cierra, don't go anywhere else! Click to calculate your hero for heroclix!!!!

marvel HEROCLIX

DCl HEROCLIX

Would you like to lose at CHESS???!!!

Play ASTEROIDS, BUT Be an ASTEROID instead!!!

Beat the vikings by making your TOWER first!!!

Do your best to STAY RED!!!

THE ANIMALS HAVE TAKEN OVER!

Fifth Graders! Here's your sneakpeak!

Kaity!!!Here's your website!

Be a SNAKE! Don't hit the wall, don't hit yourself, don't hit a bomb!

PLAY MULTIFLYER! Learn your Times Tables! Fly to Pluto and beyond! Be sure you turn off the TABLE!

This Soldier DEMO is for Keith!!!

ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attention Math LOVERS! Click here to see Pi divided out to one million place values! Aren't you tired and bored with the baby style 3.14?

So, YOU want to be superhero????!

Lady Bug WWF Japanese Sumo Wrestling!! Left click your mouse on a lady bug to make all lady bugs move. Get them to touch each other. When a lady bug leaves the ring, YOU LOSE!!!

HEY SINGERS!!! CLICK HERE!!!

Children and Adults, go here for a chance to LOSE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!! ... or maybe make a million!

Hey! LOOK, 5th GRADERS, a surface area/volume cheating machine!!!

Can you make it GROW????

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Who is the Blue Beetle?

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In my spare time, I make "music".

They are remixes using a handy dandy

program called ACID.

Give it whirl by clicking the link below!


You might need this or you may need this to play the music.

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